Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Feeling anxious, insecure or hesitant?

Feeling insecure about an aspect of your life? Having trouble mustering up the courage to do something?
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You are the successor of hundreds of generations of humans who have all managed to successfully survive and pass on their genes to you, meaning that survival of the fittest has resulted in your creation. You are the current generation of a line of humans who have out-lived millions of others.
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Out of approximately 40 million sperm, all of which have the possibility of creating unique individuals who aren't you, the sperm that became you was the fastest. You came first in a life or death race out of ~40,000,000 competitors. That deserves a pat on the back.
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Still feeling a bit down?
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You, yes you - reading this extremely insightful blog post, are the result of around 3.5 billion years of evolution. Species have come and gone, adapted and changed, but you are currently the epitome of evolutionary success. yahoo domains chicago lawyers law firm accident yahoo domains lemon personal injury attorney
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So in conclusion...

You are the result of thousands of your ancestors surviving and passing on their superior genes to you.
You are the result of the strongest and fastest sperm cell.
You are the result of ~3,500,000,000 years of evolution.

Now fucking act like it.
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117 comments:

ed said...

brb watching tv all day

Jozzy said...

lol @ ed

Flodström said...

When you put it that way I feel as if I should act more responsible... brb homework

amBored said...

lol ed :D

zepdragon said...

Lol, thanks for the motivation

ThirteenCats said...

I owe it to them all to take a well deserved rest

Team Panda said...

i am the greatest sperm cell, take that unborn losers!

gamefreak3335 said...

brb gears 3 beta

Fortune said...

Short History of Nearly Everything opens the same way, except his conclusion is the amount of couplings for the amount of people alive today meant there was a lot of incest back in the day.

Dave said...

Plenty of good info there. great post.

Trolske said...

I'm feeling inspired now!

Jay said...

like a BOSS!

Jordan said...

Now I feel guilty for not doing more....

Oooo, cupcakes are done!

tornmind93 said...

nice one, like we are here for luck, we were born in a chance of 400.000.000/1.

Dave said...

great post, great motivation

MaggotsGalore said...

I actually murdered the other 39,999,999.

N4M3L3SS said...

+1 following i feel way better now

Nathan said...

haha this depends on a lot of different ideologies, particularly in regards to evolution. Ie. If we measured animals by stability rather than evolution, perhaps sharks or alligators would be considered more successful than us.

despite that, this was a cute little uplifting post :)

Jake said...

Hahahah that was good.

Colin Biano said...

It must suck to be a sponge, they haven't really gone anywhere

Alphalpha said...

I feel like a god. Also awesome blog title.

Kamchatka said...

haha, awesome motivating post! Thanks!

pv said...

yes i was the alpha sperm, feels good man

ironchefman said...

For an additional put-you-in-your-place, I like Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot." Different perspective, but similar ideas.

Egan said...

I like this, it implies you are successful by simply existing

Akio said...

I love this. Have you ever noticed how insignificant we are in comparison the the universe.

HiFi said...

Ahhhhhhhh I'm convinced! I'm convinced!

HP said...

This made my day, good post dude!

Paul said...

really inspiring!! love it.

Amalek said...

Ha jokes on you, god created the world 6000 years ago

Grafted said...

Thanks, I needed that!

Remi said...

My macro sense of thinking makes me wonder about if I was from a different sperm/egg, and how my life would be different. Anyone else feel this way?

Rockinrule said...

this is nice. lol. good for a laugh. thanks man.

Nohealz said...

That's a really good post. Keep it up!

Zombie said...

Passin on genes like a boss!!

Mike Yurchenko said...

nice schemes

LifeHacks said...

The pictures were great....I would love to trace my family

Dr Shankums said...

How'd you get that picture of me with my brothers and sisters?

MH. said...

I couldn't agree with you more!

KungPao said...

Where's the unicorn in the evolution chart?! Great post though xD

MarkeeTeeVee said...

very motivational. thank you bro.

Lhosreiff said...

Yay me! *Flops on the couch for a nap*

fit4life said...

this, is doing it right. bravo sir, i applaud you.

rpullins said...

hard to believe that i am here. Somehow i beat the other 4million. lol

game_artifacts said...

inspiring enough, but often words can cure the deepest of depressions

well sometimes it just requires words from the right individual

Jamal Crawls said...

heheh good way to put it

Jose Cuer said...

I try to remind myself that the stuff you say here is true. I try to remind myself that I am a mighty person and that I am the result of greatness. It feels good to do that =D.

thenitefalls said...

We must be the alphas of this era :D

OatmealStout said...

Haha nice! Never thought of it this way!

The Suit said...

I've seen something like a motivational poster or something that was along these same lines. Actually it may have been Courage Wolf.

obi said...

nice blog glad to of found it, following!

R.C said...

Very well, I shall do so. Thanks for the blog entry.

Intraman said...

that's really motivational!

MJ to IM said...

this is super motivational! haha love it!

Necroticism said...

This truly cheer me up. Feels good.... mate :)

eraizer said...

I am AlPHA ! thanks dude :D

Mike said...

Hahahahaha, love it mate, that actually worked

Anonfourtwenty said...

Wow, now I know.

Glovey said...

Love the blog style! Keep up the great work!

La nouvelle génération said...

mdr ^^

henry23 said...

cool. feeling very motivated now!

Jessie said...

Very inspirational.
And informative.

Zach said...

Cue Rocky Music :D

freightblog said...

alot of input for me but highly informational!

duffboi said...

God, how I love the "fucking act like it" part. I swear, I could impart that to some very specific individuals on a friggin daily basis. But nay, I've risen above that. I keep negative thoughts silent. I voice neutralizing energy to raise awareness. I am above and beyond the ignorant masses. And God-willing, I am humble on a daily basis. Good post man. Following.

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Anonimess said...

Great post, going to link this to some friends!

somedude>_> said...

That was... really well written. Thank you.

Lux said...

The result of 3,500,000,000 years of evolution you say? Well then the hard work is already done, let me relax for a bit.

Alex said...

Wow, dude, five star blog.

Lord of all fevers said...

strangely motivating... I dont think Ive ever been motivated by science before, good job!

ChandelierCheeksBro said...

That was an interesting way to put it all. Definitely feeling a little better about myself! I'm definitely following this blog, it's very interesting. Keep up the good word, my friend!

Stare Dad said...

WE ARE AWESOME!

From The Kitchen said...

Put your hand on the screen so I can give you an internet high 5, cause that was awesome.

Science be praised!

randomer said...

But you could look at it as the only sperm stupid enough to crash through a wall. Ah now I'm uninspired again.

LaserDollars said...

back in college I came upon a treasure trove of certain fungi. I had a crazy day and discovered how small and insignificant humans are in the grand scheme of life on earth and in the universe after I discovered the true concept of infinity. This is right up my alley. ;P

Michelangelo said...

Ahaah, well, that sure made my day better :D

Just Me said...

not feeling insignificant today

WhitUK said...

excellent post man !

Bayyy said...

Lol thats funny when you think about it.

James Lyndon said...

Great post, I know a few people who don't seem like they are the result of ~3,500,000,000 years of evolution though. :P

tomatoshadow said...

I'm pretty sure a lot of our ancestor's would be greatly disappointed if they saw what we do with the technology and information we have today! Kids have it all in front of themselves, they can answer their own questions with the internet in a matter of seconds whereas kids starved knowledge back then and couldn't do anything about it much!

fibi85 said...

great pictures:D go on so

Steve said...

Excellent diagrams. Keep up the good blogging

Quetopia said...

I feel a bit better now.

Frosty said...

Except there's always room for improvement, and sometimes the best possibility doesn't occur :p

Kicking Rocks said...

never thought about that!

G said...

wow all that expectation....

cool blog - following

kintum said...

love the layout

VersionDouble said...

man i LOVE this post. seriously big up evolution!! FOLLOWING!

Toto said...

nicee!

Dead Toast said...

Its amazing to think i was created despite all odds

Ryan Lyles said...

now that makes me feel AWESOME haha. go evolution!

pixel said...

thanks man, made me feel good!

vinex08 said...

d hell of a post! thanks

¡ɥsoſ said...

YES!!

The Game Store Guy said...

But I don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanna. Also, good job using science to promote awesome motivation.

gomzar said...

If you include all the other factors, like the chance that Earth is such a perfect planet for life, the numbers are crazy.

Jack said...

Lol this was brilliant, didnt think it would work but it did!

James said...

There is so much to life that we don't know.

Vilvos said...

brb fap

Patti D. said...

Well, if you put it that way!

Banacek said...

But I thought God made me?! What is this evolution? :)

oldschewl said...

... so you are saying it is ok for me to have that frozen yogurt I was craving last night?

No, seriously, you're right. A bit dramatic, but it gets the point across.

Xatana said...

All this does is get me nervous that my girlfriends birth control isn't working

Electric Addict said...

what a badass way of looking at it

Sickman said...

That last part cracked me up pretty good.

K said...

great read!

kxxthanxx said...

deffo. whenever i'm worrying about shit i think of my ancestors fighting in bloody wars and how life is so easy for us

Yono said...

3.5 million years? I feel outdated.

Kaenbyoucat said...

So thats why I can swim really really fast!

Memo said...

I already thought that I was a pretty good person. Now I know I'm great.

Thanks for the post. I'll try not to let all this information get my head any bigger than it already is.

Yawgy said...

Brilliantly worded.

Gino6 said...

So much truth in so few words. Thanks mate.

Andy Stockdale said...

hahaha thats brilliant! definitly a bit of a pick up for anyone feeling a tad blue! very insightful!

Joubz said...

Good analysis! :)

Renkano said...

Fascinating, very well worded and interesting science!

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