Feeling insecure about an aspect of your life? Having trouble mustering up the courage to do something?
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You are the successor of hundreds of generations of humans who have all managed to successfully survive and pass on their genes to you, meaning that survival of the fittest has resulted in your creation. You are the current generation of a line of humans who have out-lived millions of others.
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Out of approximately 40 million sperm, all of which have the possibility of creating unique individuals who aren't you, the sperm that became you was the fastest. You came first in a life or death race out of ~40,000,000 competitors. That deserves a pat on the back.
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You, yes you - reading this extremely insightful blog post, are the result of around 3.5 billion years of evolution. Species have come and gone, adapted and changed, but you are currently the epitome of evolutionary success. yahoo domains chicago lawyers law firm accident yahoo domains lemon personal injury attorney
So in conclusion...
You are the result of thousands of your ancestors surviving and passing on their superior genes to you.
You are the result of the strongest and fastest sperm cell.
You are the result of ~3,500,000,000 years of evolution.
Now fucking act like it.
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113 comments:
brb watching tv all day
lol @ ed
When you put it that way I feel as if I should act more responsible... brb homework
lol ed :D
Lol, thanks for the motivation
I owe it to them all to take a well deserved rest
i am the greatest sperm cell, take that unborn losers!
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Short History of Nearly Everything opens the same way, except his conclusion is the amount of couplings for the amount of people alive today meant there was a lot of incest back in the day.
Plenty of good info there. great post.
I'm feeling inspired now!
like a BOSS!
Now I feel guilty for not doing more....
Oooo, cupcakes are done!
nice one, like we are here for luck, we were born in a chance of 400.000.000/1.
great post, great motivation
I actually murdered the other 39,999,999.
+1 following i feel way better now
haha this depends on a lot of different ideologies, particularly in regards to evolution. Ie. If we measured animals by stability rather than evolution, perhaps sharks or alligators would be considered more successful than us.
despite that, this was a cute little uplifting post :)
Hahahah that was good.
It must suck to be a sponge, they haven't really gone anywhere
I feel like a god. Also awesome blog title.
haha, awesome motivating post! Thanks!
yes i was the alpha sperm, feels good man
For an additional put-you-in-your-place, I like Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot." Different perspective, but similar ideas.
I like this, it implies you are successful by simply existing
I love this. Have you ever noticed how insignificant we are in comparison the the universe.
Ahhhhhhhh I'm convinced! I'm convinced!
This made my day, good post dude!
really inspiring!! love it.
Ha jokes on you, god created the world 6000 years ago
My macro sense of thinking makes me wonder about if I was from a different sperm/egg, and how my life would be different. Anyone else feel this way?
this is nice. lol. good for a laugh. thanks man.
That's a really good post. Keep it up!
Passin on genes like a boss!!
nice schemes
The pictures were great....I would love to trace my family
How'd you get that picture of me with my brothers and sisters?
I couldn't agree with you more!
Where's the unicorn in the evolution chart?! Great post though xD
very motivational. thank you bro.
Yay me! *Flops on the couch for a nap*
this, is doing it right. bravo sir, i applaud you.
hard to believe that i am here. Somehow i beat the other 4million. lol
inspiring enough, but often words can cure the deepest of depressions
well sometimes it just requires words from the right individual
heheh good way to put it
I try to remind myself that the stuff you say here is true. I try to remind myself that I am a mighty person and that I am the result of greatness. It feels good to do that =D.
We must be the alphas of this era :D
Haha nice! Never thought of it this way!
I've seen something like a motivational poster or something that was along these same lines. Actually it may have been Courage Wolf.
nice blog glad to of found it, following!
Very well, I shall do so. Thanks for the blog entry.
that's really motivational!
this is super motivational! haha love it!
This truly cheer me up. Feels good.... mate :)
I am AlPHA ! thanks dude :D
Hahahahaha, love it mate, that actually worked
Wow, now I know.
mdr ^^
cool. feeling very motivated now!
Very inspirational.
And informative.
Cue Rocky Music :D
alot of input for me but highly informational!
God, how I love the "fucking act like it" part. I swear, I could impart that to some very specific individuals on a friggin daily basis. But nay, I've risen above that. I keep negative thoughts silent. I voice neutralizing energy to raise awareness. I am above and beyond the ignorant masses. And God-willing, I am humble on a daily basis. Good post man. Following.
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Great post, going to link this to some friends!
That was... really well written. Thank you.
The result of 3,500,000,000 years of evolution you say? Well then the hard work is already done, let me relax for a bit.
Wow, dude, five star blog.
strangely motivating... I dont think Ive ever been motivated by science before, good job!
That was an interesting way to put it all. Definitely feeling a little better about myself! I'm definitely following this blog, it's very interesting. Keep up the good word, my friend!
WE ARE AWESOME!
Put your hand on the screen so I can give you an internet high 5, cause that was awesome.
Science be praised!
But you could look at it as the only sperm stupid enough to crash through a wall. Ah now I'm uninspired again.
back in college I came upon a treasure trove of certain fungi. I had a crazy day and discovered how small and insignificant humans are in the grand scheme of life on earth and in the universe after I discovered the true concept of infinity. This is right up my alley. ;P
Ahaah, well, that sure made my day better :D
not feeling insignificant today
excellent post man !
Lol thats funny when you think about it.
Great post, I know a few people who don't seem like they are the result of ~3,500,000,000 years of evolution though. :P
I'm pretty sure a lot of our ancestor's would be greatly disappointed if they saw what we do with the technology and information we have today! Kids have it all in front of themselves, they can answer their own questions with the internet in a matter of seconds whereas kids starved knowledge back then and couldn't do anything about it much!
great pictures:D go on so
Excellent diagrams. Keep up the good blogging
I feel a bit better now.
Except there's always room for improvement, and sometimes the best possibility doesn't occur :p
never thought about that!
wow all that expectation....
cool blog - following
love the layout
man i LOVE this post. seriously big up evolution!! FOLLOWING!
Its amazing to think i was created despite all odds
now that makes me feel AWESOME haha. go evolution!
thanks man, made me feel good!
d hell of a post! thanks
YES!!
But I don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanna. Also, good job using science to promote awesome motivation.
If you include all the other factors, like the chance that Earth is such a perfect planet for life, the numbers are crazy.
Lol this was brilliant, didnt think it would work but it did!
There is so much to life that we don't know.
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Well, if you put it that way!
But I thought God made me?! What is this evolution? :)
... so you are saying it is ok for me to have that frozen yogurt I was craving last night?
No, seriously, you're right. A bit dramatic, but it gets the point across.
All this does is get me nervous that my girlfriends birth control isn't working
what a badass way of looking at it
That last part cracked me up pretty good.
great read!
deffo. whenever i'm worrying about shit i think of my ancestors fighting in bloody wars and how life is so easy for us
3.5 million years? I feel outdated.
So thats why I can swim really really fast!
I already thought that I was a pretty good person. Now I know I'm great.
Thanks for the post. I'll try not to let all this information get my head any bigger than it already is.
So much truth in so few words. Thanks mate.
hahaha thats brilliant! definitly a bit of a pick up for anyone feeling a tad blue! very insightful!
Good analysis! :)
Fascinating, very well worded and interesting science!
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